It figures that a teenager would win the title of fastest texter in the West, right?  13-year-old Morgan Pozgar spelled "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in 15 seconds on an LG VX-9900 "enV," sans typos, to win the LG National Texting Championships in New York City this past weekend.

Pozgar says she's going to take her $25,000 first place prize and, "go shopping and buy lots of clothes."  Excellent.  Second place went to 21-year-old Eli Tirosh, who was crowned West Coast Champ and faced off against Pozgar, the East Coast Champ, in the finale.