Internet kids, this has to be the best day ever for you, because there's a phone called the HTC First - and now, you can get on the Internet and yell "first!" without looking like a tool.  I can only assume the next version of the phone will be called HTC This Comment Has Received Too Many Negative Votes.  Oh snap!

This brings something new to the Android platform, 40 years and one day after the first cell phone.  HTC First will have Facebook Home out of the box, so users will have full integration from the moment of purchase.  It'll be available in black, white, red, and pale blue (not sure why blue gets a designation) and will offer a 4.3-inch display, 4G LTE connectivity, and exclusivity on AT&T.  It's launching on April 12th (along with Facebook Home) for $99.99 on contract.

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