Today I got two invites - one via Email and one express mailed from the UK (that must have cost a bunch) - to a Nokia "virtual event" that starts at 4am Eastern Time on Tuesday. What's it all about? The Web's best collective guess is a new version of Nokia Messaging, though some are holding onto a thin, thin strand of hope for new hardware like the N8-00.

I'll be fast asleep when the party starts, but if you're up and online then, go ahead and attend over at the Nokia Events site. And be sure to report back in the comments on what you find out, okay? Okay, then. Nighty night.