Yep. And if you think the phone is weird, check out the case. This handset was made from solid gold and the ghosts of homeless children. Over 2,000 man-hours went into the construction of this gateway to the realm of magic, and dialing #666# teleports you into the Boucheron Jewelry House and Dungeon of Souls in Paris. (Teleportation requires thirteen days of fasting and three virgin sacrifices. Additional carrier fees may apply.)
I actually like the design, but the ethics are along the line of killing twenty dogs to make a coat that will be sold as the fur of some exotic animal. Which, I assure you, does occur. Personal agenda, right here.
The Vertu Berchouron 150 has been making the rounds over the last month, and I can't even tell where the report originated. I won't bother with the standard via link for poached stories. I consider spreading of the word to look out for the Monclordian warlock that wields this monstrous, spirit-slaying Leinerblacht a public service.
