Spillman stood next to the line making fun of everyone in it until the anchors back at the studio told him their producer thought he was afraid to actually go interview one of the iPhanatics he was calling names.  So Spillman wandered over to the line and asked a random guy if he'd "ever seen a naked woman."  The man line called Spillman a "Jackass" and "not smart" and asked him, "This is journalism to you?"  This is exactly why I rarely watch local news.

Random man in line, I salute you.  And if you ever want a guest spot in one of my vids just say the word - though I'm sure by now you've received many a better offer.  Seriously though, Spillman, haven't you ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?  All your spineless attitude is going to get you in the long run is your girl stolen away from a smarter, nicer guy with better tech than you.